Stephen Hawking Rolls on to Heaven

Ashley hates us and said we were stupid. That’s why she’s not here this week.  (I believe the correct term was “dumb boys”)

March Madness.  Did you fill out your bracket?

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition, there’s no music this week!

Stephen Hawking has died:

Here are his final words:

Stryper has a new music video out!

Much better than the last one but I still can’t stand Michael Sweets voice.

Trump’s coming for our Vidya Gaymes (probably/probably not). I know, I know, it’s a Breitbart article, but I’ve read through it and it’s a really good article that pretty much echoes most of the things that I’ve been hearing for the past 10 years about all of this stuff. I’ll put my notes to the article on the page below to keep this page orderly:

The part where Nick eats some crow and maybe likes it. A teacher in a California school was ironically teaching about gun safety when the idiot shot the gun and injured a student.

A nun dropped dead in court the other day while in a law suit against Katy Perry. KP wants to buy their monastery that they supposedly bought awhile back

Don’t Be Sexist On International Women’s Day

Hosted by Ashley, Britton, and Nick.
Recorded on 3/8/2018

  • It’s woman’s day! So for the first time in CVC history, Britton does not open the show.
  • Its a slow news week. Either that or we just stopped caring.
  • We may have caused the destruction of Third Day
  • Bill Graham: The prophets strike!

Can Matthew 20 tell us anything about unions? Or am I just a republican instigator. This coming on the news of multiple strikes going on now.

Matthew chapter 20 when Jesus tells the story of the workers in his vineyard being paid the same no matter what time they started. Is this Jesus’s response to communism? –

“But he answered one of them, ‘I am not being unfair to you, friend. Didn’t you agree to work for a denarius? Take your pay and go. I want to give the one who was hired last the same as I gave you. Don’t I have the right to do what I want with my own money? Or are you envious because I am generous?’ “So the last will be first, and the first will be last.””
‭‭Matthew‬ ‭20:13-16‬ ‭NIV‬‬

Hey look no one got kill or maimed at the protests… and there were no weird body part hats. Although there were some weird signs……

Wanna watch porn in Rhode Island? Pay them $20.00

Facebook asked users if it was ok for Men to receive sexual photos of children. This brings up a topic of a terrible trend in Silicon Valley where the three big “town square” websites of Google, Twitter, and Facebook have all had pedophilia scandals. Google had its Elsagate scandal with YouTube kids, Twitter has/had accounts on it that openly advocate for child porn (some of which I’ve had to flag in the past), and now this crap. “There are a wide range of topics and behaviors that appear on Facebook,” one question began. “In thinking about an ideal world where you could set Facebook’s policies, how would you handle the following: a private message in which an adult man asks a 14-year-old girl for sexual pictures.”

A teacher is getting fired for hosting a white supremacist podcast

New Music for this week:

  • Casting Crowns Glorious Day – Hymns of Faith [Reunion]
  • FF5 El Compadre EP [Word]
  • I Am They Trial & Triumph [Essential / Provident]
  • MercyMe I Can Only Imagine – The Best of MercyMe [Fair Trade]
  • River Valley Worship Million Lifetimes [BEC Worship]


Welcome to the Gun Show!


  • Vans Warped Tour will be ending next year:
  • Nick Defends himself from last week’s shenanigans
  • Papa John no longer official sponsor of the NFL. Now we’re hungry for Pizza Hut.
  • CNN publishes more fake news. This time on guns.
    • Nick’s Notes
    • What the heck is fully semi-automatic?
    • Headline reads: “Trump appears to be backing away from 21 year age limit for assault weapon purchases.” Please, define for everyone what an assault weapon is? Just as a point of contention with Trump here: What would a 21 year age limit even stop? Because in our state, a parent could just buy it and then hand it down to someone younger.
    • This guy has clearly not shot a rifle before. That thing is kicking him like a mule because it’s not up to his shoulder.
    • “This is what an AR-15 sounds like.” No, this is what a .223 sounds like. It sounds like a gunshot. It’s no scarier than any other gunshot. If it was shot out of another gun that shot .223, it would sound nearly identical.
    • This little fairy in the video leans away from the gun as he shoots it as if he’s terrified it’ll take on a life of it’s own and shoot back at him.
    • “Now those are single shots. If I wanted to fire this on full-semi-automatic all I do is keep firing.” No kidding, numbnuts. You keep firing it the same way you just did. He’s inventing words.
    • “Now I won’t probably hit the target.” Why not? Because you’re trash? What point is he proving? I thought this was the god-tier gun that could kill any person regardless of where it was aimed and at any distance?
    • “It’s designed to inflict maximum damage.” What? .223 isn’t going to inflict maximum damage. It’s only going to inflict the maximum damage of a .223 round. It won’t do as much damage as, say, a .50 cal round.
    • “In my personal opinion, you have to receive a whole lot of training to use this weapon. And this weapon, in the wrong hands, can be more dangerous than most weapons because of its capability to do a lot of damage in a short period of time, and be irreversible.” He says this right after he let a poor excuse of a man shoot the gun with no training at all. His personal opinion isn’t worth a crap because he literally made up words to describe the process of firing the gun. Why does this weapon do more damage than a .308 or the 7.62×39 which is what most AK platforms use? .308 is a very common hunting round. Also, what gunshot isn’t irreversible?
  • Does the AR platform inspire crazy people more than other rifles? Or do crazy people use this weapon above others because its copy cats.
  • Everyone is losing their stuff on NRA. Companies are “pulling support” but what I want to know is what the hell the NRA has to do with an airline. I already don’t like their lobbying because i just don’t like lobbyist. But what else are they in?
  • Trump said that the government should take your guns first and then give due process of law. “ I think they should have taken them away anyway, whether they had the right or not.” In regards to the Florida shooter. No. Not at all.
  • Wanna get weird? It’s the AR-15 episode apparently. “Worshippers clutching AR-15 rifles hold commitment ceremony”  
  • Also, Dick’s Sporting Goods and Walmart are refusing to sell guns to anyone under 21.
  • Billy Graham is at the Rotunda. Only the 4th
  • Living Biblically pilot episode premieres.


This week’s new music:

  • Audrey Assad Evergreen (independent)
  • Mark Bishop A Different Light [Sonlight]
  • Levi The Poet Cataracts (independent)
  • Passion Whole Heart (Live) (Digital) [SixSteps]
  • Smalltown Poets You’re My Shepherd (feat. Mac Powell) – Single (independent)
  • Michael W. Smith Surrounded [Rocketown Records / The Fuel]

As always, thank you to Jesus Freak Hideout who compiles this list of new Christian Music every week.

We Just Broke the Billy Graham Rule

We just broke the Billy Graham RuleThis week on the show, Nick has man-flu, Ashely sins and wins the lottery, we talk about the passing of Billy Graham, Benny Hinn’s career retraction, and Fergie! Also music reviews.

Hosted by Britton and Ashley
Recorded 2/22/2018


New Music Releases

  • Paul Baloche Ultimate Collection [Integrity]
  • Brad + Rebekah Sound of Heaven [Bethel]
  • Charlie Peacock When Light Flashes Help Is On The Way
  • Michael W. Smith A Million Lights [Rocketown Records / The Fuel]

As always, thank you to Jesus Freak Hideout who compiles this list of new Christian Music every week.

Ezekiel’s Emissions of the Spirit ( Ezekiel 23:20)

Ezekiel's Emissions of the SpiritRecorded 2/14/2018
Hosted by Britton, Nick, and Ashley.

This week in Christian Music:

  • Dave Barnes Who Knew It Would Be So Hard To Be Myself (independent)
  • Chasing Victory Friends, Volume One – EP (independent)
  • Fireflight I Won’t Look Back – Single (independent)
  • Elevation Collective Evidence [Elevation Worship]
  • The Oh Hellos Eurus EP (independent)
  • Andrew Peterson Resurrection Letters: Prologue [Centricity]
  • Rend Collective Good News (Vinyl) [Sparrow]
  • Social Club Misfits Into the Night [Capitol CMG]
  • Zealand Liberated [Word Records]
  • Sandra McCracken Songs From The Valley (independent)
  • KJ-52 Jonah Pt. 2 (Wide Digital Release) (independent)

As always, thank you to Jesus Freak Hideout who compiles this list of new Christian Music every week.

That was the weirdest rant

Anyone watch the Super Bowl? Whatcha think of it and the half-time show?
It was the lowest rated Super Bowl in the last 8 years. However, it still drew in large numbers of people because it’s the Super Bowl.

NY Lawmakers want to make Tide Pods look less edible. Because people are stupid and can’t be trusted to no eat detergent.

Also, try Horehound candy.

FISA memo was released and hoo boy, there’s some spicy stuff in there once you know the context surrounding it and what it means for the intelligence community. Dems before the release: RELEASING THE MEMO WOULD ENDANGER NATIONAL SECURITY AND THE REPUBLIC Dems after the release: It’s a nothing burger

Elon Musk had his awesomely successful rocket launch into space. The Falcon Heavy went to the asteroid belt which was a lot further than they planned. Also starman in a tesla is awesome – Don’t Panic! 

A pastor and his virtual reality church

God Damn Evil

Newsboys United coming – now with more lead singers!


  • Lincoln Brewster Here I Am – Single [Integrity]
  • Listener Being Empty : Being Filled (independent) Had to watch it on youtube.
  • LOYALS LOYALS [Tooth & Nail]
  • Must Build Jacuzzi Last Place [Indie Vision Music]
  • Swoope Sonshine
  • Various Artists Samson: Songs From And Inspired By the Motion Picture [DREAM]


Passion of the Christ 2: Even Passioner!

It is February already!
Recorded 2/1/2018
Hosted By Britton, Nick, and Ashley

This week’s music releases!

  • Cory Asbury Reckless Love [Bethel]
  • For All Seasons Clarity EP [Centricity]
  • Steven Malcolm The Second City: Part 1 EP [Word]
  • Cameron Moore Alpenglow [DREAM
  • Brian Reith Good 2 B Back – Single (independent)
  • Sleeping Giant I Am [Facedown]
  • Ryan Stevenson No Matter What (feat. Bart Millard of MercyMe) – Single [Gotee]
  • Corey Voss Songs of Heaven & Earth [Integrity]


Some Kind of Zombie Let it Linger

Recorded 1/25/2018
Hosted by Britton and Nick

  • This week I saw someone getting political online. Talking about who’s to blame and threatening to delete people from his friends list if they “tried him” I unfriended him.  I don’t need that kind of negativity.
  • Dolores O’Riordan singer of The Cranberries died last week and we didn’t talk about it.
  • Deficit Chicken didn’t last long.
  • Bad Coffee will Make you happier  – a life lesson.
  • Google has a secret police for speech. I’m pretty sure we already knew about this as a thing, but now it’s at least confirmed. The Anti-Defamation League and No Hate Speech, a European organization focused on combating intolerance, have chosen to go public with their participation in the program.
  • Mark Zuckerburg wants to take news out of your feed.  
  • Rob Bell’s the Holy Shift Tour

Upcoming Movies

  • God’s not dead 3
  • I Can only imagine 
  • Teaser: Ira Glass’s New Movie About a Pastor Who Stops Believing in Hell

Music releases

  • Equippers Revolution CLRS EP [DREAM]
  • Family Force 5 Fire on the Highway – Single [Word]
  • Freedom Church Thunder. Reign. [DREAM]
  • Mass Anthem Through People Like Me [DREAM]
  • Rend Collective Good News [Sparrow]
  • KJ-52 Jonah Pt. 2 [PledgeMusic] (independent)
  • Mark Lee Townsend 1919: The Ballad of Rexford (independent)

I Am A Tree

Recorded on 1/18/2018
Hosted by Britton, Nick, and Ashley

Deficit Chicken!
Britton makes a feeble attempt at explaining the debt ceiling. It will all fall down eventually. Also, stack silver. The story of the talents is about the rich getting richer and the dumb getting poorer.

Oprah and Weinstein
Pictures of Oprah and Weinstein hanging out could make her run a bit more complicated.

James Franco and Aziz Ansari 
Proving once again that Hollywood operates like a bunch of horny frat boys in college.

Twitter is Shadow Banning and Saving Everything
You know what, just don’t trust social media at all.

Destiny Pants and Bethel Tarot Cards
This is what the Christian industry has come to.

We also cover the societal problem of yoga pants.

What are kids eating Tide Pods.
Probably because they’re trying to cleanse the gene pool.

What’s with all of these challenges?
Remember when the youth pastor challenged you?

This Week in Christian Music

  • Dave Barnes Who Knew It Would Be So Hard (Vol. 2) – EP
  • International House of Prayer of Kansas City Fully Alive
  • Nicole C. Mullen Like Never Before
  • Remedy Drive The North Star
  • Rapture Ruckus Ignition EP

We review the Ragamuffin Movie
A story about Rich Mullins.

The Pumpkin is fit for office.




Trump’s Favorite ****hole Podcast


This week’s topics:

VCR Programming 101 and what the kids these days don’t understand about life without the internet.

This week’s new Christian music review:

  • Jason Upton: A Table Full of Strangers, Vol. 2
  • Kevin Max: AWOL (Side One)
  • Brooke Robertson: Have My Heart EP

We’re getting a little tired of Winter Jam. So we skipped it this year.

Do people still do the 30 hour famine? And what about the Daniel Fast? Should corporate fasting, with all of its attention grabbing shenanigans, be something we concentrate on every January?

Who is ready for President Oprah? We’re already exhausted of the 2020 presidential race.

President’s Trump’s sack of Big Macs.

Also, Trump said ****hole countries.

Warped Moral Codes

Video Game addiction and Overwatch Leaque

Story Time about ‘the laying on of hands’ at church camp.