Summa Cum Laude is Latin

Recorded May 24, 2018 with Britton, Nick, Ashley, and Joe!

Spiritual Warfare – the Christian NES that you never knew you didn’t want.

Ashley went to a Christian school graduation, and it was painful. Pledges to Christian flags and bibles, Micheal W Smith’s “Friends”, Ray Boltz’s “Thank you for giving to the Lord,” bibles given to Christian school kids with teachers signatures (I affectionately called that a yearbook bible), and having to ask forgiveness for calling the Bible a “book”… not to mention there was a song in between each speech…. Football referee-type MC. She’s incredibly mad about this. Don’t forget the girl that they forced to give a speech and is super shy about it.

There was a Royal wedding. It was a big deal across the pond.

Houston’s school shooting that I don’t know enough about.

MTV suspends the show ‘Catfish’ after claims of sexual misconduct from executive producer:  

See, it’s ironic because he catfished his audience into thinking he was a decent human being.

WTF is up with Allison Mack. This all literally sounds like something from Smallville. The misspelled cult (multi level marketing organization to empower women, or some white nonsense) name Nxivm, which I’m sure is a heartburn medication.

Morgan Freeman is the next to fall to #metoo and for some reason I’m not surprised.

Grads, watch your honors language! “Summa Cum Laude” banned from grad cake

Shane Claiborne wants a revival in Lynchburg, Va.  Liberty university apparently think they own Lynchburg.

Donald Trump is legally not allowed to block people Twitter because it violates the First Amendment.

The question here being, if it’s unconstitutional for Trump, why is it not for us? I understand it’s a whole position of power thing, but if the law is supposed to be spread evenly, then it should apply to everyone. What would happen if Trump just decided to delete his Twitter account? Is that unconstitutional too?

They keep every tweet in the archives. But he’s not gonna delete it. It’s what got him elected and it’s his favorite way to complain to the American people.

Is it all people or just US citizens????? Exactly.

May 18
Tori Harper – Seasons EP [The Fuel]
Jason Nelson – Answer [RCA Inspiration]
UPPERROOM – Moments [The Fuel]


Amy Grant Hasn’t Been the Same Since Rich Mullins Rolled that Jeep

Hosted by Nick and Britton. Recorded on May 17, 2018.

Confession. I can hear Yanny and Laurel.
Also I’ve been listening to country music.

Hawaii is currently being consumed by lava as new fissures open up. They think the eruption is gonna be huge.

Are the end times again?

The move of the embassy to Jerusalem finally happened… and the riots were immense. Many injured or killed on the Palestinian side. However, this wasn’t unprovoked. Israeli leaders claim that they had taken fire from Hamas forces and retaliated in return.

Christian only town

Do people get along better or worse there?

May 11 Music

  • Jackie Hill-Perry Crescendo [Fair Trade Services]
  • Bethel Music Moments: Mighty Sound [Bethel Music]
  • Aaron Cole Virginia Boy EP [Gotee]
  • Amy Grant Say It With a Kiss – Single [AG/Capitol]
  • Smalltown Poets Say Hello (independent)
  • Alisa Turner Miracle or Not [Integrity]

We Never Claimed to Be Politically Correct

Hosted by Britton, Nick, Ashely, and Chris is back from college!

The real reason the church has a millennial void… again

This guy tries preaching “do you know where you’ll spend eternity if you die tonight” at the end of the Avengers and people think he has a gun. The weirdest part is this isn’t the first time he’s done it, it’s just the first time people freaked out and called the cops

President of the Southern Baptists is getting some heat because he told women on several accounts to stay with their abusive husbands and SAys he has nothing to apologize for – The Washington Post
This is a guy that beats his own wife, hands down. It’s gotta be deflection for himself or else he wouldn’t be arguing for it.

Beth Moore has written a blog addressing misogyny in her own experience in the church. She’s in news articles including HuffPo and others, but Here’s her blog:

A Letter to My Brothers – Living Proof Ministries Blog Living Proof Ministries Blog – blog.lproof.org

Mark Driscoll goes charismatic.

Disney shuts down Christian concert event. Christians take it personally. Night of Joy. Disney thought she’d come in the morning.

Met Gala had a religious theme: heavenly bodies: fashion and he catholic imagination”

May 4 Music

Lincoln Brewster God of the Impossible [Integrity]


Passion Whole Heart (Live) (Vinyl) [SixSteps]

Michael W. Smith Lullaby [Rocketown/The Fuel]

Various Artists Top 15 Praise Songs – The Well [Maranatha! Music]

Marvel is Post Trib

Recorded on May 3, 2018
Hosted by Britton, Nick, and Ashley

New Music!

There Will Be No Hanky Nor Panky

Record April 26, 2018
Hosted By Britton, Nick, and Ashley

Bill Cosby is found guilty of sexual assault from 14 years ago.

David Hogg got himself a book deal about the shootings and how he organized the gun movement.

California wants to secede from the Union. All they have to do is collect enough signatures and then it’ll go to a statewide vote. They only need 366,000 signatures.

The Kanye West Trump support is the best thing on the internet right now. It’s hilarious in all forms.

Incredibly popular EDM artist Avicii has died. Cause unknown. It’s EDM so I’m assuming drugs or alcohol.

Verne Troyer died.

Monkey’s can’t sue for copyright.

GQ tells people the Bible is overrated and they don’t need to read it. People are losing their minds because GQ is made up of literary experts we should trust?

Music this week!

Jason Crabb Unexpected [Provident]

Stryper God Damn Evil [Frontiers]

Roy Tosh Above the Water [RMG Amplify]

Vertical Worship Bright Faith Bold Future [Essential Worship]


I Can Be Your Boyfriend in Christ

Recorded on 4/19/2018

Ashley has a confession and it will probably bar her from out music segment forever

We should probably talk about the Syria stuff.

Christian metal lost a band…. Good Luck Underoath.

Christian Metal lost a band, but they gained a few Beliebers in the process. Justin Bieber led a worship service at Coachella on Sunday.

Walmart refuses to carry Stryper’s God Damn Evil.

Gallup poll taken and Shocker: Music isn’t the reason people go to church!

CVC Obituaries

Lee Ermey has died. So has Harry Anderson from Night Court, Barbara Bush, Carl Kassel (NPR), and a wrestler named Bruno Samarttino.

Starbucks is closing over 8,000 stores on May 29 to conduct racial-bias education. Apparently this all comes after a manager was fired due to calling the cops on a couple of black guys who were sitting in the store and waiting on another friend to show up. They were hauled out by the cops.  Because my fucking coffee needs to be politically active. You know how you make people racist?By telling them they can’t order black coffee because it’s offensive. It’s COC coffee now.

Bully Hunters follow up: It was a disaster as imagined and has been completely killed off by the people that started it. A few things that were found out:

  • The whole thing was staged. Some of the “victims” were actually hunters as well. The footage that they showed was impossible for them to get based on the games own parameters.
  • Instances of the Hunters being crap at the game.
  • A host had video surfacing afterwards of her saying some terrible things on her livestreams about people. Name calling etc.
  • It was supposed to be an hour but was instead 35 minutes.
  • If you went to their website and clicked the link to take you to their twitter, it took you to a completely different persons twitter who was unassociated with the BH and himself was a rape victim.
  • Numbers of harassment having been horribly inflated.
  • They brought in a “clinical gamer counselor” who actually isn’t that at all after a google search.

Music this week

  • Christafari – Original Love [Lion of Zion]
  • LEDGER – LEDGER EP [Hear It Loud/Atlantic]
  • LOVECOLLIDE – Tired of Basic [The Fuel Music]
  • Mainframe – Burn Your Boats EP [IVM]


Booster Seat Blues

Recorded April 12, 2018
Hosted by Britton, Nick, Ashley

  • Biblical prophecy claims the Rapture is coming April 23, numerologist says – Fox News
  • The Rev. Bill Hybels, 66, announced his immediate retirement at a meeting Tuesday with members of the Willow Creek Community Church in South Barrington. He has said since 2012 that he planned to retire in October.
  • Bill Hybels (Willow Creek founder) is stepping down amidst sexual misconduct allegations   
  • Juxtaposition: Do we need social media regulation?
  • Don’t blame the social network (gun), blame the bad actors.
  • Welp, this is a thing. This is a group of self-proclaimed “elite female gamers” are fighting abuse and harassment online by beating toxic bullies at videogames right now as we record this podcast. The start time was at 7pm. Im sorry…how does this help anyone? If you can’t take the trash talk, why play games? Long story short, women can’t take trash talk and apparently don’t report death threats to the police. I’m putting my notes on the next page. It reminds me of the story of the father that hired videogame assassins to kill his son’s characters so it would make him stop playing and do better in school.The best part? The YouTube video has the comments section disabled.
  • The war on guns continues. Bank of America to sever all lending ties to companies that make “military-style” rifles. My hot take is that businesses are allowed to choose who they do business with but the optics don’t make them look good, in my opinion.
  • This has to be for publicity more than anything. Aside from Remington filing for bankruptcy I doubt that the The other rifle companies are banging on BoA’s door for loans. Also, they should maybe consider giving back any govt bailout money they’ve received over the years since our nations military is he number one weapons facility in the world.

New Music this week:

Dan Bremnes Wherever I Go EP [Word]

Hawk Nelson Miracles [Fair Trade]

Hillsong Worship There Is More [Hillsong]

Planetshakers Heaven On Earth Part 1 EP [Integrity]

Ryan Stevenson No Matter What [Gotee / Provident]

Vertical Worship Bright Faith Bold Future [Essential Worship]

Kim Walker-Smith On My Side (Live) [Sparrow/Jesus Culture]


Jason Crabb is Southern Gospel’s Eddie Vedder

Britton, Nick, and Ashley record on April 5, 2008.

Kids have stopped eating Tide Pods and have instead started snorting condoms. If only their parents had used them this wouldn’t be a thing.

This is the woman that shot up the YouTube HQ. Some people were saying she did it because of a boyfriend, now the story is that she did it because of the demonetization and censorship on the platform.

The real question is.. Why did the outlet Mashable photoshop her to look more white? They lightened her skin and gave her green eyes.

A Pastor in Florida tells his church he saw Jesus in a waking vision

Jesus Christ Superstar was solid. And now I have a crush on Mary (Sara Bareilles).

Mike from MXPX on Fixer Upper

Music this week

Steffany Gretzinger Blackout [Bethel]

Light the Way False Memory Syndrome [Indie Vision Music]

Andrew Peterson Resurrection Letters, Vol. 1 [Centricity]

My Epic Ultraviolet EP [Facedown]

The Talleys Finest Hour [Horizon]

Point of Grace Beautiful Name: Hymns & Worship Songs [Lifeway]



Crushed Ribs and Leather

Recorded April 2, 2018

Hosted by Britton, Ashley, and Nick


Our Notes:

Easter was on April Fool’s Day and that’s way too easy of a joke to make, so I’m not going to.

Screw this kid in particular. David Hogg, the kid that’s the face of anti-gun activism from Parkland is complaining that clear backpacks infringe on his Constitutional Rights. Why are we listening to kids about this stuff?

Remington files for Bankruptcy
Remington: Oldest US gunmaker files for bankruptcy – BBC News US

A branch of Planned Parenthood want a Disney Princess that’s had an abortion as a lead, among other things:

I’ll admit, I’m not gonna read the article. I only listed it as a springboard for a talking point. They had an image of the tweet.

Slater got Baptized in the Jordan and he’s catholic

Jesus is a drag queen????????

Sweet Jesus Ice Cream- Sacrilegious

New Music

Jordan Feliz Future [Centricity]

Harvest Preachers (independent)

Marc Martel My Way, Vol. 1 EP (independent)

Passion Whole Heart (Live) (CD) [SixSteps]

Paul Zach God Is The Friend Of Silence – EP [The Fuel Music]


If Only T-Bone Was A Steak

Record 3/22/2018
Hosted by Britton, Nick, and Ashley

Stormy Daniels and Donald trump. Here’s the thing: I’m being told as a Christian I should be offended. And some Christians don’t care for the wrong reasons. Of course he had affairs. Do I care about his business. Not at all.

Of course are information was being used for this stuff.  IDK if our names are attached to our data, if there were profiles or what. But NONE of this is a shock. Previous candidates and at least one President DID THE SAME THING.

Comedian Hannibal Buress has his mic cut after making offensive jokes at a Catholic University. His joke was about child molestation and presumably the Catholics:

Student is suspended for not participating in the student walkouts over the gun debate. The story is that instead of wanting to pick a side and remain neutral, he stayed in the classroom instead of going to either the walkout or the alternative study hall. He was suspended because he refused and the school couldn’t leave him unsupervised.

Hulu new show about Satanic Panic

A new Apostle Paul film getting limited release. Jim Caviezel plays John.

Apparently, I Can Only Imagine the major motion picture isn’t that bad.

Larry Norman would hate today’s Christian Rock

New Music this week

  • All Sons & Daughters The All Sons & Daughters Collection [Integrity Music]


  • Shane & Shane The Worship Initiative Accompaniment [Fair Trade Services]
  • T-Bone Broken English (independent)